we'll see who's laughing when it's raining naked ladies
but for now, it's only cats and dogs...serious precipitation causing some flooding because the ice was just starting to melt and then the rain came. oh well, it's vancouver right?
so..busy as usual, corporate downsizing and working at another store for their closing out bonanza..i bet the company is the furthest thing from what those employees love. if only i could be so lucky to be laid off, so i can collect some EI that i've been paying into to complete my dang jazz degree. oh well, where there's a will..i'll find my way.
chocolate fun-do party for our favorite Milf went very well..this time a small banana went into my pants to serve as a penal implant..and there is photo evidence of various gay men grabbing my crotch. Raspberries and pickles were dipped in chocolate, massages were had, slip dresses tried on, and pussy (pillow) was stroked. Blushing was accompanied with the latter. Our outfit fit her perfectly and now she's set to go look for a real job and Gerri may turn out to our catalyst for quitting after all. menial tasks and welcome distractions make up our days at work. ho hum. the things we do for a paycheque. but the longer i stay there, the more i'm convinced that the entire world will find me there...today an old uvic friend, one who invited me out for fire throwing dropped by, moving into town from winnipeg..and red bull Napoleon quoter are both stunning examples of excellent folks met at the spot, so all is not lost.
i've been learning some exciting things in jazz theory, but i'm frustrated cuz it seems that i don't have enough time to practice..grrr.
i'm also addicted to the OC, though why is it that the moms are so much hotter than the younger girls?! And with such better taste in clothing and hair? Marissa's a flake who needs to get rid of that awful Chanel bag that matches nothing...and Ryan is like a blonde Keanu Reeves. i can find parallels to these folks as my father's wife is freaking out over my dad's history of adultery..but when you lie with dogs..and you gotta sleep in the bed you make...am i being cold? i guess i have it in me, though i shouldn't go out into the world tired because then it makes it easier to respond to everything adverse with "eat a dick". that's right.
i love Seth though, and i could have died when he suggested joining Friendster...ye-ah! speaking of which, i have had a lot of anonymous viewings of my profile (kinda like them silent readers of this blog) and some killer testicular-monials. i was forced to joing myspace by a certain someone who hasn't even approved me as her friend yet..what the shit is up with that?! oh well, i'm off to see the Almodovar with my favorite fags...all4now.
