pie related
so, just a quickie about the granville island that i work at, and how, as i was discussing with chadwick last nite, we're all like a group of gypsies or carnival employees. it's an intricate network in the market, and we're defined by our stations...like the asian invasion of the corner of cute, loud girls...(pie, soup, tea, wine..) and the overlap of folks, the camraderie between the maintenance crew, the private jokes and public ones about our inbred cousins to the south who flock their lily white lillydale turkey fed fat asses onto the all-inclusive cruise ships to continue the legacy of eating everyother country into oblivion....and stop off at our island to terrorize us..but we fight back, lemme tell ya! and their loins are not so tender! it's just not fun when you're not at all equipped to fight fairly in a battle of wits...
but yesterday, i got some free pie from sweetpie (not to be confused with pieface, who's my doppleganger at the alamode, she's annointed me "soupy"-i freakin' love it) and i find out that she's roomates with maple (syrup if you're nasty) and they invite me out for the sauce..but i'm not into the sauce, so prehaps i'll just come along for the ride, they think they're gonna corrupt me..but i shocked them with my true age (most are, it must be my youthful exhuberance) and they're lil' country girls from campbell river...but that means advantage them for the drinking.
chadwick gave me some free sausages and bacon with syrup (sweet meat!) and some wedge fries when he came to worky at our place after we left, and he gobbled down a slice of pie.
i took the rest home, and traded it to the old man that i see everyday on my block along with $12 for a vacuum that does wood floors. it works pretty good, and i don't have to vacuum on my knees like i do with the one that my dad gave me, i can remain upright, and take advantage of the evolution since homo habilis. yippee! i stopped to the next bench and helped an insomniatic with a couple clues on his crossword puzzle.
i met a dude named "duff" like the beer from the simpsons, and i've booked my ticket to nyc for new years, with a window seat and a special meal and everything...main street is amazing, and life is good.all4now.
