mon amant
as in, un apres-midi avec:
moi: "you want chocolate?"
lui: "yes."
(i reach into chuck palahniuk's easter basket and grab the russell stover's)
lui: "just so you know, when you feed me that, i don't like coconut and i don't like raisins"
moi: "you don't like raisins?"
lui: "no."
moi: "but you like grapes?"
lui: "yeah."
moi: "so you're ageist then."
lui: just looks at me in that way he has that says, "girl, please."
